What movies have not aged well?

Goldfinger

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What is truer than that which is true?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why am I so tired of the keto diet?

You Only Live Twice

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Octopussy

Will my 9 year old face more difficulties than most girls her age if she’s an early bloomer? My daughter already needs regular B cup bras. The doctor says that my daughter will be even more developed by 11-12 years of age.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Ah so!”

I've never read the book. What did Dorian Grey do that was so immoral and sinful?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

My dog is 2 weeks old. He's not eating, moving and always sleeping and I can't take him to a vet. What should I do?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

For an unpublished short story writer, what magazines or online publications offer the best chance of being recognized?

-J W Pepper

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Dr No

How does the narcissist react when he realizes you no longer care?

A View to a Kill

From Russia With Love

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why do creationists ask for proof of evolution and then ignore the answers?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.